Spend a penny

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Move along, nothing to see here.

The last jedi

The last jedi on earth has been found walking the streets of San Fransisco. I think his light sabre may be on the way out though, since the beam is way too high!

Sunbathers caught out

If you are going to sunbathe, don't do it topless, it's just tacky.

I think you dropped a penny, miss

Seems chivalry is dead, this poor woman is trying to pick her things up, yet the passers by just enjoy the view! SHAME ON THEM!

Borat!

Jagshemash! My wife, she is prostitute but I keep eye on her from window!

Spiderman

Caught in the act, no costume. Peter Parker your time is up!

The Pumpkin!

What did you do with your pumpkin from Halloween last year? Well, somebody left theirs in this radioactive field and now its preparing to take over the world!